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"there are ten thousand ducks. one duck is important and needs a 'response'. you have 24 hours to find this duck or you are a shitty person"
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"while you search for The Duck, more ducks will continue to dump into the river. among them will be another important duck, maybe, probably"
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"is there a way i can tell important ducks from non-important ducks?" "you can put a star on a duck" "thats... not what i asked..."
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"isnt indiscriminately dumping rubber ducks in the river bad for the environment" "maybe, probably, almost certainly"




