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                                                1. watching A Hologram For The King while i am literally in arabia with my actual family full of arabs here we go everyone
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                                                its a movie about saudi arabia and vr maybe so here we go
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                                              white actor playing "yousef" bold opening move, film
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                                            camels
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                                          "we dont have unions here, we have filipinos" it hasnt been 15 minutes
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                                        "my team is in there?" "yes" "in a tent?"
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                                      its ok the tent is full of computers and cyber
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                                    working with arabs sure is frustrating!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                  listening to cool american music, talking about executions, cool cool cool
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                                tom hanks keeps asking people where theyre from which is about the creepiest and rudest thing you can do
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                              "i figured i'd be executed at customs" is a punchline to a joke in this moviefilm
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                            pouring sand out of his shoe twice now. a running gag.
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                          he cant ever wake up on time wtf
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                        mom and dad pointing at things, saying "that would never happen in saudi" is making this bearable
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                      honor crime jokes, weird arabic food jokes
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                    cute arab doctor lady love interest appears, actress is of course bengali
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                  danish embassy is a techno sex club
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                tom hanks about to get sexed at the danish techno sex club in this film called A Hologram For The King
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              ah can't seal the deal its ok it happens thomas jeffrey hanks it happens
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            now he has bluster and he's shouting at arabs cool
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          all the arabic is rendered correctly so far but i am watching like a fucking hawk
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        "in conclusion, saudi arabia is a land of many contrasts" is how i am expecting this movie to end
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      "my father has four wives... welcome to the KSA" congratulations i have eaten my face
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    camels
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      arab with bad teeth suspecting tom hanks is CIA woohoo
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        while muslims are busy praying the american hunts the wolves
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          BUT HE DOES NOT KILL THE WOLF
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            #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symbolism #symboli
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              here comes the HOLOGRAM
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                he's showing the HOLOGRAM to the KING. that's the NAME of the FILM.
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                  the KING liked the HOLOGRAM. he CLAPPED.
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                    did they use C++? probably!
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                      his doctor's name is dr. hakeem. doctor doctor. sure.
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                        now the movie is a shot for shot recreation of "you've got mail"
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                          "what do you think our kids would make of this?" "you and me? the big culture clash?" i have already eaten my face what more do you want
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                            boobs now
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                              "he probably needed the money" @marnaout1's review of tom hanks in A Hologram for the King
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                                and he moves to saudi and lives with lady doctor doctor and they live happily every after the end ❤️🇸🇦👨🏻👩🏽
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                                  the movie ends with a shot of a door with a SUN and MOON pattern. SUN and MOON. they are OPPOSITES but they SHARE THE SAME SKY. this is SYMB
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                                    thank you for tuning in to "an actual man from arabia live tweets" stay tuned for: american sniper, aladdin on broadway, sex and the city 2,