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                  1. as i entered the lab, @WidgetsWorkshop held up a remote and spoke the words "star wars holiday special" into it. the tv computer complied.
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                  so far: * 20m of wookies talking to each other w/o subtitles * hologram circus * anxiety over loved ones delayed by war * a VR experience
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                the "family time interrupted by oppressive regime" narrative is *too real* tho fuck the empire
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              that little kid wookie watching soldiers push his parents around, powerless to stop them. he will grow up angrier than you can imagine...
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            bobba fett cartoon was pretty cool
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          they just trashed the house, including the kid's room. officer turns to him and says "now go clean up your room." state sponsored terrorism.
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        he had a stuffed bantha that they tore in half for basically no reason. he was so sad. he will carry these scars for the rest of his life.
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      now bea arthur is a bartender or something
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    now the empire imposed a galaxy wide curfew and people are stressed out
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      "the empire has closed us down! the party is over!" bea arthur screams over the bar in this insane movie that actually got made
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        now bea is singing, fine, sure #starwars
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          dancing with, i believe, ponda baba
          oh my god twitter doesn’t include alt text from images in their API
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            ok a stormtrooper had a gun pointed at the little wookie and chewbacca and han show up, but theyre super careful to not shoot him?? bullshit
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              they wrestle his gun away from him, but he "oops" falls over the banister and dies? bullshit, han would've smoked that fascist w/o thinking
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                chewie and his wife kind of made out a bit, just a bit
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                  now theyre wearing cloaks and carrie fisher is clearly shitfaced and now she's singing i can't type fast enough
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                    well its done now. my definitive review: That Surely Happened
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                      i realize that i live tweeted the star wars holiday special. i am so sorry. i never said twitter.com/ra was a "good" website.
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