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    1. ive been thinking way too much about what an all arab cast for the inevitable live action aladdin movie would look like
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    we'll start with the obvious: rami malek as aladdin, this is a no brainer, i mean come on 🇪🇬
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      gigi hadid as jasmine of course 🇵🇸
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        now things not so straightforward, tony shalhoub as jafar, a stretch but he can totally handle it 🇱🇧
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          this might not be obvious initially but it makes an overwhelming amount of sense that the sultan should be DJ Khaled in a white beard wig 🇵🇸
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            the genie will be a CG mocap performance by andy serkis (natch) voiced by a digital reconstruction of the late casey kasem's voice 🇱🇧
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              head of the palace guards will be kathy najimy. what, surprised? aghraba is mad woke, yo. 🇱🇧
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                the tiger will be a real tiger. there will be no monkey because its the fucking desert.
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                  the parrot can stay tho. he will be voiced by dean obeidallah 🇵🇸
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